That's pretty good, Jane!
Good going, Jane!
Thanks
What did you do that for, you bitch?
I didn't do it, you did it!
Don't push me!
OK, break it up!
Anna, get up!
That's enough, you two!
Get up, Jane!
You stop that young lady!
Enough, Anna. Stop it!
I said that's enough!
Now quit!
Didn't I tell you not to go
for a fight just because you're big?
Now you're injured
Hope it'll teach you a lesson
Now hold in the pain, OK?
What the hell are you talking about?
Will you. . .
Yeah, much better. Good movement in there
How's it feel? Don't have to close my practice now, huh?
Felt that one give in a bit
All right, thanks, doc. Good job
Young man
Don't be so rash and get into fights
Wait till you get to my age, then you'll know
Take it easy, then life will be better
Arm treatment, that'll be $45
Bonesetter, is that your son there?
He is my oldest student
I told him to come here,
but he refused
OK, whatever
I know I can't help him get permanent residence
So I told him to come illegally
He doesn't dare, chicken!
The pills help ease injuries
I can't understand what you're saying
Eat one, one day
Okay
- You see? - Yes
Mumble jumble. Can't understand a word he says!
Thanks again, I'll see you later
Bunch of kids!
Anna, the contest is gonna be held next month
You've gone too far. You're out!
That's not fair. I need this work
You can't do that!
Oh yes, I can!
You just blew your chances of entering that contest
Look, I can get a new janitor anytime I like. No problem
I'm sorry, Anna. You're history!
The lover takes off on a boat He drifts further, further. . .
Last year, you begged for lessons then disappeared
You playing games?
Old man, I challenge you to a fight
We Chinese don't challenge masters
This is America, not China
Don't waste time talking
Stop!
You want me to fight. You don't have to wreck my shop!
Let go!
No problem
I've defeated many masters
After you, I'll go to China and conquer the rest
It ain't over yet, get him!
Come on, hurry, let's go
Oh, my god!
Boss, they got away!
Hurry. Don't mind me. They're catching up
Shit! I already got enough problems of my own
Do you understand? Go to a doctor
Doctor, do you understand, doctor?
No doctor, me doctor!
Down town terminal
Check her out, check that woman!
I told you leave the old people alone. It's the rule
Check out the China man, he's got all kinds of money
Go!
Are you OK?
Shit! Start the car
Let's see if you got hurt
Stealing my things?
Stop! There's no money in the bag
They're robbing you, they took your bag
What's the matter? I beg your pardon
They're robbing this young man
What's she saying?
This lady wants to tell you,
you're being robbed
Didn't need her to tell me
I got the China man's stuff!
That crazy son of a bitch is following us!
Come on, look what's in the bag
Open it!
What's he got in there?
I never seen anybody like that!
Stealing my things, crooks?
Master, you're the baddest dude I've ever seen!
Please, teach us your martial arts
Regret your actions, huh?
Don't ever steal again
I'll let you go this time. Go
What're you guys doing?
Feel bad, eh? Regret you ever started?
You made me run half way around the world
People must've thought I was a track star!
I told you I'm letting you go
Why are you still on your knees? Get up!
- Master, take us as your pupils - Still at it?
Hello, Chinese?
Yes, yes
So good to see you
The moment I arrived, I was robbed
The crooks are funny After they steal, they give it back
Then they chase after you
What are you babbling about? Where do you want to go?
Don't get in the way of my work
What?
Do you have an address I can see? An address
Here it is
This place is close-by, I'll get you there in 1 0 minutes
You're lucky you got me
Twenty years ago. I came over here just like you
Didn't speak English, didn't know anyone. It was hard
Didn't even know how to ask for directions!
Your meter's not working
It's lazy. Doesn't want to work
I'll hit him
See, it's moving!
Wow, your meter's going crazy!
Is it broken?
Broken, my ass! I don't want to go back to the village
Nothing to eat, no work, no freedom...
Can't even speak my mind
Why go back?
Twenty bucks should be enough
See? I told you it was close-by
What? Are you nuts?
Why is the meter still jumping so fast?
The stupid meter. Gotta teach him a lesson!
You trying to cheat me, fatty?
What are you doing?
I'm getting off. You better not charge me anymore
Riding like this will cost me more than a plane ticket!
The meter always
gives me problems
Don't worry about it
We're all Chinese. This ride's on me
I only have fifty bucks
After I find my master, I'll pay you back, OK?
Didn't you hear what I said?
You don't have to pay me
You don't trust me?
I'm just going to look for someone and put my bags down
Trust me
Why are you giving me all this?
You don't understand chinese or english
Why don't you learn sign language?
How are you going to survive here?
Here, take it back
You don't even understand Chinese
You said you were Chinese when I asked you
What do you think this is, a limo?
Shit!
Master
Jet
Uncle Tak, what's wrong? Are you all right?
I must go out for a while
No, don't go anywhere
Just sit there, all right?
Drink this
What's that?
Can't you pay my back rent
at the bank?
No, sorry. You're a long way from home, I can't take it
I can get another job easily cause I'm an American
It's not a problem
I don't need your money
No pay; they foreclose my shop!
You take it. I'm not going to take the money from you
I only wanna help you
Stop forcing it one me and drink this up, all right?
Cut it short. Do you wanna help?
No way!
It's all Greek to me!
What do you think you're doing? Trying to lock me in?
You better not mess with me I'll call the police
Hey, lady
We get a problem here
We have a problem That guy just came through the door
Excuse me, can I help you?
Did you break this down?
The place is off limits There's no one allowed in here
Do you understand me speaking? Do you speak English?
There's no one allowed in here this place is abandoned
It's my turn to speak. This is my master's
1 0 hours plane ride HK is far, you know?
Fly. You know, plane?
Flew to here. 1 0 hours plane ride. Head spinning
Made me all dizzy
Got up, got out of car...Stealing. Run
I chased. . .
I chased and caught them
Then, a big fat man
Chinese? Yes
The meter, jumping. . .
You understand all this?
Yes
Twinkle twinkle little stars
Mary had a little lamb
Shit!
You nullified my language expertise in one stroke
Crazy man, who are you to Mr Tak?
I'm his student
What? You speak Chinese?
Why didn't you say so earlier?
I thought you were Japanese
This shop has already been condemned
No one is allowed in
This is my master's shop
How could the police close it down?
He got in a fight and disappeared
Fought and ran away?
Are you sure you have the right man?
Is it this Mr Tak?
That's him in the picture. Which one is you?
The cute one of course
Hey lady, can we take a break?
The letter didn't leave any other address
You have a letter? Our bank has one too
Uncle Tak took a loan from our bank to open his business
He's been missing for a couple of weeks I don't know what to do
He's only been missing for a couple of weeks
You didn't have to close the shop
But he hasn't even paid for month's rent
It's only last month's rent
One measly month's rent. Peanuts
We're all Chinese. Why don't you help out?
I've already helped a lot
I'm the bank's loan manager
I'm also his guarantor
If anything happens to him, I'm responsible
Don't worry, I'll find my master
OK
If you hear any news, call me, all right?
Don't you have a Chinese name?
Excuse me
Fix up the door
Leave the sword here, fool These things aren't even yours
Put it away then And don't break the sword
Does that guy know that kung-fu something?
"Earnestly looking up the sky"
"Remember everything in mind"
"On the way"
"I want to drink wine"
"Foggy road, faraway hill"
"Such scene is like my home"
"Leaves rustle in breeze"
"Cars hustle on road"
"Bridge across the sea"
"Seabird chirps on air"
"Under the flashing sign"
"Floods of crowd always make me blind"
"Man in other country. It is a long story"
"Hope becomes my meaning in life It never changes and it never ends"
"There is no other way"
"on road"
"Many crows though"
"though"
"I never wait but go"
"Somedays I will arrive home"
"I am proud and desperate"
"Hope becomes my meaning in life It never changes and it never ends"
"Man in other country It is a long story"
"Hope becomes my meaning in life It never changes and it never ends"
There's Master!
Stop the car. There's Master. Stop!
Master
We were looking all over for you, Master
Master
Come on, Master, we'll take you, we'll give you a ride
So noisy, like a funeral procession
What crazy place is this? Looks like a zoo!
Home, Master
Master, we cook here
We sleep here, Master
Don't call me Master anymore
I'll smack your mouth if you do
No master, no kung-fu
OK, Master, no kung-fu, and get rid of the bean curd
Oh, the hawks are here!
Let's get the hell out of here!
You sons of bitches You want to stay, you gotta pay!
We already gave you the blood money!
We've paid everything!
How about when we go to People Street, but all the Vietnamese take all the jobs
How about when we go to the Chinese restaurants
And they won't even give us a dish washing job
You gotta give us a break
They kick us out of every neighbhourhood
You're breaking my heard
We live in this neighbourhood too We don't believe in rent control
Kiss my toes, amigos
And get your greasy asses back to Mexico, you dig?
I don't know what you're up to
But all of you ganging up on those three
That's wrong
Let them go
This fool your Chinese cook?
Master, teach us kung-fu
So we can go back to our neighbourhood
You keep on living here, you're bound to get in trouble
I'm not gong to teach you kung-fu
Shit! We gotta save our stuff
Stupid Chinese!
Stop! This is the place
Let's sneak through the back door
What're we gonna do now?
Shut up!
Master
Thank you
There she is!
There's tons of work waiting for you
I want Williams' files and yesterday receipt on my desk, ASAP
Now move your ass and get into my office
Hurry up!
May
They all know we've been going out for some time now
And because we're both Chinese
I don't want the others to think
that I treat you favorably
It's like an ocean here,
with lots of sharks
If you don't swim fast enough,
you get eaten
Do you understand my problem?
Mr Lee, Miss Farghousen is here
Show her in
Now be a good fishy and swim off
Come in
What are you doing?
Stop fighting! I said stop it!
Stop!
Master, they got the balls to
Stop fighting. You three keep it up come here and try and steal
I'm gonna kick you all out
What is going on here?
Stop fighting
You again
You're breaking the law by coming in here, fool!
Why can't I come back in here?
Call the cops then, stupid!
You get in there
You just said that's your master's shop?
You can't find him
so you're staying in there, correct?
Right
Are you suffering from gastric pains?
Gastric pains?
Right above the abdomen, does it hurt?
The abdomen?
Something's pushing at your diaphragm and hurting, right?
Yes
Stick out your tongue
Stick it out all the way
Look up
You have white specks under your lids
You have an ulcer
I'll help you massage it You'll feel better right away
Good
Your eyes are kind of yellow. Don't drink so much
I'm gonna press your pressure points Breathe in deeply
Inhale
Exhale
Inhale
Exhale
This is the gastric pressure point. Painful?
A little bit
Left 3 times, right 3 times
There is a pressure point below the kneecap
Do you feel any sensation?
Left 3 times, right 3 times
You do it yourself
Left 3 times, right 3 times
Left hand on the bottom. Right hand on top
Do it 36 times
OK, everybody
Get you left over your right clockwise, 36 times
OK, let get that bad feeling out
After you're done, reverse the action
Do it another 36 times
Do it like that. Switch it go counter-clockwise
It really feels a lot better
Take better care of yourself, then you'll feel healthier
That's really good!
The lady who accused you wants to drop charges
You can go now
Did you ever see this guy?
He asked if you've ever seen this guy
One second
I want you to tell him, we need his help
We have to get this man arrested in the act of fighting
Now he's been terrorizing a lot of people and beating people up
We're gotta catch him in the act
Tell him
He's terrorizing the streets Police want you to lure him out
so they can catch him in action
You tell that woman. I've never seen the man
She told me to look for my master
I don't have time
You tell her to help you. She's a good fighter!
Just a waste of time
Why are you so rude?
I get a trouble, and you don't even say thank you to me
My job is to look after the shop
If I don't, I might jeopardize my job
You got me arrested. Why did you let me go?
I felt sorry for you, and I wanted to help
Women!
Wonder how Master is hope he's OK
Where to find him?
It's just like you guys always fighting
You're the ones who ruin our Chinese image!
Who's ruining whose image?
You're you, I'm me
Nothing intimate
Let's keep the distance
Go look after the shop, stupid!
Bye-bye, see you
Sorry, chica
- Did you watch? - Yes
On sure foot!
Follow my example
Actually, a lot of people are like your Master Tak
With a few moves, open schools in America
Thinking they can get a quick dollar
This is a disgrace to the martial arts world
How can you defame my master like that?
Your master has no roots,
not real kung-fu
- Hui - Yes
Stand over there
Show him some stuff
Jump kick
Arms in defense position
Dragon fists
These few positions, you just saw are
but the basics of martial training
I can relate to your master's situation
Young man, I advise you to play it safe
You want to learn kung-fu? Better start anew
If you don't agree,
show me your good works
Then you'll know I'm not slandering your master
Challenge his skill?
Hui, touch without harming
Yes
You guys continue to practice
Practice!
You really want me to fight? Is this a joke?
I'm just warning you
If you were white, I'd save my breath
Why did you backstab him?
You're the one who told me to hit him
I didn't tell you to strike below the belt
So where should I strike?
Above the waist
Your master told me to hit above the belt
Let go. The fight can't go on as you're holding his hand
Master
You're a failure. So you're expelled from school
Go
You go too
What are you looking at? Continue training!
Hurry
Master. Did you find your master?
My papers almost expired
Hey, wait, wait!
That vato from Boscoes is probably looking for some trouble or something
You'd better, or I'll kick his ass
Come on
That's Johnny, look!
It's his photo in the magazine, that's him, it's Johnny!
Just sign it to me, to Mouse
That's right. It's fantastic, all right!
Mouse, what're you doing? Come on
Wait!
Po Chi Lam
Tiger, get over here
Who gave them permission to film in here?
I don't know
You don't know? Go ask them
We are here to challenge you to a match
What did he say, Tiger?
- They're here to challenge us - Challenge?
We came to challenge your skills
You can fight one at a time or all at once
It's your choice
You have black hair and yellow skin,
and you learn kung-fu from a white man?
Tiger, teach them a lesson
Yes
No, Johnny, enough, enough
Stop it!
Johnny, enough
Stop it!
We have adapted our martial arts for today's needs
If you want to join our school,
please free to contact our receptionist
Uncle Tak
Uncle Tak, look!
Master
I don't know him
Master, open the door
The lover takes off on a boat He drifts further... further. . .
Master
The birds heads towards a reunion
Master, open up!
I'll take a nap
Master, open the door!
Cut it out, asshole. You break it, you pay for it
Hey lady, you listen
Our master's famous for what he's doing
Right, Master?
Why are you calling me Master?
I didn't even accept you as a student!
The real master is inside throwing a tantrum
- See - See what?
Master
Still calling me Master? Shut up!
Shut up!
Did you know Po Chi Lam
was burned down?
The only thing left is your sign
If you don't come out,
I'm gonna take your sign and go back to HK!
Po Chi Lam burned?
No, but almost
You rotten kid, lying?
Master, don't be mad
You've been missing. The bank can't find you
They closed the shop and took all the herbs away
So what if they took it all I don't want it anyway. Leave!
Master
Stop!
The herbs?
Master, you're hurt
It's none of your business
I'm sorry, Uncle Tak
I thought they were your friends
Master, you want her out of here?
Quit calling me "Master"!
I don't want you to call me "Master" again
- Master - Master
Shut up!
You shut up too!
Out! Don't any of you guys understand English?
Stop, stop!
Don't fight! Stop!
The sword!
Stop it!
They went outside to fight
Let's guard our master, come on
No, you don't!
Master
You still consider me your master?
I have nothing left, so what's the point of you being here?
We wanted to come
but couldn't get a visa
I couldn't wait myself,
so I came as a tourist
I'm working to my bare bones
I went through it just for my students
I paved the road for them, you know?!
Master, we go wherever they'll accept us
We don't have a choice
If it were up to us to decide,
none of us would want to separate
But judging from what I see, it's not as good as they say it is here anyway
Look at them
They're worse off than us
If you're so chicken, then don't come over!
If you're having such a hard time here, why don't we go back?
Go back? Go back where?
I've been moving around since I was little I never had a steady home
You tell me where to go back to
May, if we need to talk, let's talk outside
Don't embarrass us in front of the Americans
Don't bother speaking Chinese You're so full of shit
Everyone knows about you anyway!
I'm the only one who's stupid enough to believe you. Asshole!
May
Who the hell are you?
What's he saying? Can't understand
He said your mother smells!
Don't, you're hurting me!
Oh! So you speak Chinese!
I thought you were a banana!
If I twist any harder, he's going to snap!
Let him snap!
Tell him we're through!
Hey rotten banana, she says you're old news!
Didn't you come to meet me for lunch?
No, I came to pay rent
I'll buy you lunch. Rent can wait
What about him then?
Snap him into a million pieces!
Hey turd brain, I'm gonna snap you
There are so many people around Don't embarrass me anymore
I snap. . .
Bye
Hey, your boyfriend's
a pretty rotten banana!
He asked for it
Since your boyfriend's your boss,
You don't have a steady job
Yeh, whatever. Life goes on
My car...
Hey man, stealing the car?
Holy shit!
Didn't think your car would be such a hot item
There's danger
Quick! Duck!
Oh, I'm on top of you!
How can you think of that at a time like this?
Get in the car, quick!
Hey punk!
Your ass is mine, mother fucker!
Be careful
You're Master Tak's student. I want to fight you
He can't get away
May
Hurry and come down
Go!
What's the matter with you? Start the car!
My roof is ruined!
Shit!
I'm always doing things I don't want to do
What image are you talking about?
Who cares? There's even a song about it
Yellow of skin, black of hair, they are descendants of the dragon
Dragons cannot swim in shallow water
That's why Chinese need to find new lands
bringing along their rich traditions
All waiting for times to get better,
then go back to their homeland
- Homeland? - Yes
You come out, then go back Why run back and forth?
If I can't adapt, I'll go back
- Can't adapt? - Yes
Well, what makes you think you can re-adapt?
You have to learn to adapt
Where's my shoe?
In your hand
Not this one. The other one
Help me look for it, will you?
I think it's in the water
Is it out there? Can you help me pick it up?
Why bother? Just adapt!
Shit!
Learn to adapt!
Shit!
Silly fool!
Where are my car keys? Shit, I can't find them
We'll have to walk home
No, it's inside the car
You didn't lock the door?
No
Hurry and open my door
Why didn't you lock the door?
I thought American cars have automatic locks
Of course not, silly fool
What are you doing?
I'm learning how to drive
After I learn, I can drive you
OK. Sit over here
Come over
Start the car
Start the car?
- Yes - Sure
To back up, you need to be in reverse
You're now in drive, so you'll go forward
Like this?
Right. But don't go so fast
Like this?
Don't turn to other lane
What did you say? Ow, you're stepping on my foot!
I'm trying to step on the brake!
Don't go so fast!
You're still stepping on my foot!
Slowly... Yes
That's it. Slowly
Watch the road
Look behind you too
Use the rear-view mirror
Not so close. You'll only see yourself
Look ahead
Change lanes
What's a lane?
Move over that way
Turn your blinker on
Look in front of you
Don't be so nervous
Don't be so relaxed
I've never seen you so funny
Watch the road
Oh shit, traffic cop! What now?
You don't even have a driver's licence!
You can go to prison for that!
Why don't we stop the car then?
How can we?
We're in the middle of the road We can't stop now!
How about if we switch seats?
OK, but keep holding the wheel and don't move. I'll come over
Don't move
Pull over
How did this all happen?
You told me to hold on to the wheel
Hello, officer
Is there a problem here?
No
Would you mind to tell me what you're doing?
Uh, we just get married today
Yes
Is that right?
Huh, Honey
And who's driving?
Me, of course
You woudn't mind showing me your driver's licence, would you?
Sure
- What are you doing? - Looking for tissue to wipe my mouth
Here, officer
Wait right here
What did you say to him?
Oh, I said I was teaching you how to drive
So how come you kissed me?
No reason
It's no big deal
I kiss you, you kiss me
It's just a way for friends
Kiss means to care?
I'm gonna cite you for reckless driving
That's fine
And lady, if you wanna do it,
do it on the sofa next time
It's a lot safer that way
Okay, thank you, officer
And have a nice day!
Thank you
He fined you?
Yes
For what?
For saying the wrong things
What's going on here?
I'm trying to fill this prescription for Uncle Tak
and you guys have screwed up everything
Chica, this is our master's place!
So if you're going to come in here, you're going to come in here with compromise!
Why is the light still on?
The old man must be inside
But we killed the old man!
Come on. Let's check it out!
Come on. Let's go
Let's take her back to our boss!
Back off!
Are you OK?
Yes
Let's show you what a real man can do!
Get back!
Get her out of here, motherfucker, get the girl out
Get! Fucking dog!
Don't move. You have a dislocation
How terrible!
We're going to fight!
Anna is still out there somewhere
Over there. Back up
Anna
- Are you OK? - Anna, are you OK?
Please, it's no use! I can't practise anymore!
It'll be OK. Don't worry
Tell her she has a dislocation
I already put it back in place. She'll be fine
Tell her not to move so much
- Master, you OK? - I'm fine
He'll fix your leg, you'll be OK. Don't worry
Here, let me try
Anna
You learned how to take advantage of girls already?
What do you mean take advantage?
May said in America,
A kiss means you care for your friends
Don't be so impatient
You'll know in due time
Huralay, Master!
Hit the ball, hit the ball!
Shit!
Master
Stupid!
Son of a bitch!
Watch out!
Let's get him!
Hey baldy, my master has come
My master beat your master
who's been hiding
You're no good
If you dare, come out and fight
Let's get the bastard now
Officer, where are you guys?
Why is he crying?
He doesn't have a green card He's afraid he'd be sent back to Mexico
Tell him to get out immediately
We must not leave this room
We have to wait till the sergeant lets us go
Wait a moment? Were there five of you?
One hasn't arrived yet
Really? Let me share a little secret with all of you
I'm gonna nail that son of a bitch to wall
I'll get him for resisting arrest, destroying public property, assault
A few more things, kicking me in the face
You all did a good job
Don't worry, it's clearly an act of self defence
All I want you to do, is stick around to testify in court, OK?
He says we can leave now
What about the one behind him?
I don't know
Let's go together and shake his hand
I have an idea
Thank you
Tell him to take care of his health
He said take care of your health
The Latinos can't hide like that forever
Hey, if Po Chi Lam can hire them
Then after a few years, they can apply for residency
I doubt it
Why?
Master took in an American as a student
Now he hates all foreigners
If he only knew I taught kung-fu to these 3 clowns,
he'd kill me
Hiding like this is no difference from being a fugitive
There's no meaning in life
You'll hide just the same if you stay
Who says I'm staying?
Hiding's not for me
I told Master so
Master
Don't call me Master again
Master
If you want to leave, go! Don't say I'm forcing you to stay
Master, don't misunderstand me
You want to act in the open
If anything happens, I don't want to be responsible
Master, sometimes I don't know what I'm saying
Don't be mad
I know you're having a hard time
I'll stay a little longer to help you, OK?
Forgive me
I don't need your sympathy
You took in those Mexicans as students
In case they revolt and tear down my sign
Give me a good funeral
Master
Leave! I don't want to see you again!
What's the deal, Oscar?
I've been calling you to bail my ass out of jail,
where were you?
I'm sorry, Johnny. How did you get out?
My American Express Card, dumbshit!
Look at you, what's your problem?
You look like a scared rabbit
We're in deep shit, Johnny
All our stocks dumped, we're debt up to here
Where can I go, Oscar?
The whole world knows me
You got me into this shit, you tell me!
We could go to China, you'll be a big star
You go to hell!
Thanks for getting me
the plane seat
Must you leave so soon?
Lots of places you haven't seen yet
My purpose in coming was to see my master
He tells me to leave
What reason do I have to stay?
You can't think of
one single reason to stay?
No, I can't
Think harder
No
Why don't you tell me one?
It's not the right time to say
Not the right time?
Of course not! The bus leaves soon
How about this, if you have something to say
Write me a letter after I go back
Then you can tell me everything you want to, OK?
Let's leave it at that. Bye
Goodbye
Now that we've become friends, to show you I care...
I'm leaving now
Is there something wrong with your eyes?
No, I'm fine
Remember to write!
Master
Student
Let's get our stuff and get out of here
Is that you, old man?
We got Anna all tied up, and if you wanna see her healthy again...
What? What are you saying?
Hey, come over here
Tell me what he's saying
Talk to the Chinaman
Hello
Give me that
Hello, Master Tak. Anna is with us
My master wants to see you
Hey, this dude's talking Chinese
Look, old man, if you wanna see Anna alive again?
What did you say, asshole?
You, asshole!
What? You can't say "asshole"
Anna is being held by my master
You and your student,
meet us at NRB building in half an hour
If you don't come, Anna dies
That's a kidnap!
Kidnap or no kidnap, take down the address
O. . .pen!
OK, what's the address?
1 1 00 Wilshire Boulevard
NRB Building, 1 1 00 Wilshire?
What reason? What is reason to stay?!
Ask me to say it. . . and tell me there's something wrong with my eyes
You fool, you're the one with the eye problem
if you can't see the reason!
My passport? Might be left behind
Or could it have dropped to ground?
Can anyone here drive a bus?
Thank you
Is there something wrong with the bus?
What are you doing here?
Thanks for caring
Don't worry
What's a wig doing there?
That's not a wig
Hurry and take me to get my passport. I forgot it
Why did you come in here?
There's a letter here
Letter? What's it say?
I can't read Chinese
I thought you were Chinese
It's so dark in here
Miss May, in case misfortune visits me
Please pass Po Chi Lam
onto the care of my student Jet
Signed, Chan Hou Tak
Misfortune?
Misfortune
Yes
Misfortune? What the hell is "misfortune"?
Is it good or bad?
Of course it's bad
Misfortune means something gone wrong!
Shit! Don't even know where to begin!
NRB Building, NRB Building
What?
What is it?
It's a place
Where is it? Do you know how to get there?
Of course I do!
So what are you waiting for?
Ow! Why are you pulling me?
You pulled me earlier
Why can't I pull you back?
We're finally here, we're finally reached the top!
Shit! How am I supposed to fight all these people?
You guys stay here
Be careful, Uncle Tak
Whoever defeats this old man, and brings him to me on his knees
Will be promoted to the Highest order in my school
Four
Attack in four
Fathead! You taught these guys kung-fu?
Ten.
Attack in ten
More
Attack in 1 0
Let's get the fuck out of here. Let's go!
Where'd you go, stupid! Where'd you get to?
The next time you go, I'm gonna kill you
Sorry, I say, Merry Christmas
OK
Students
Uncle Tak
Master
You haven't left yet?
I read your letter and knew something was wrong
Oh, that's my will
Will? You don't have to die I'm staying to help you
Master
Student, be careful of the blondie
He's so sly. I don't know how far he'll go
I know, Master
You don't have to help me
Sit down and rest a while
Fiddlesticks!
Welcome to join my game of death
You beat him. He'll come back
I'll keep them busy while
You tell the Latinos to save Anna
Be careful. He's cunning
- We'll go and save her - Anna
Let go of the rope! Let her go!
No!
Uncle Tak
Master, are you all right?
We're all right
Come over here
Are you all right
I'm fine too
You do have something
More than you think
Three, four, five
Finished fighting yet?
Still won't stop?
So dangerous
Can't move! How am I gonna fight?
What are you waiting for? You, son of a bitch. Finish me
OK. Finish
You bastard!
Hurry and climb up!
Take care of these clowns
All right, everybody freeze!
Put your hands on your heads, hold it right there
Master
Master, it's so good to see you all
Student, we're glad to see you too
You know what, I'm going to miss you
Really?
Give me a kiss!
Uncle Tak, bye-bye
Thanks, but no thanks
Jet, you get my hat, OK?
- Thank you - Goodbye
Thanks
Bye-bye
Bye you guys, bye assholes, goodbye
Bye-bye, XO
No, Uncle Tak, no!
Sorry, mom
Hey, I hear Canada's not so bad
America is so big, I'll check it out first
That's true
But don't miss a chance for a good thing
We're not afraid to cross different seas
Under the sun, we Chinese are everywhere
I know, Master
Jet, a Master just can't imagine
you all grown up
That's why I always treat you like a child
So don't take it against me
I won't, Master
Master, you still have the price tag
on your jacket
Don't put it off
I bought it...
to see you off
In America, you can return items as long as the tag's still on
Remember,
when it's unnecessary, don't waste your money
OK. Well, take care! Bye-bye
Bye-bye
Goodbye, Master
Go now
Goodbye
Hey, your suit still has a tag too!
Don't pull it or. I can't return it
Even if I did, you can put it back on
Take care
Hurry back. Don't keep me waiting too long
Say goodbye to May for me
Yes, she had to go to a meeting
She told you to send a postcard
Tell her to work hard
Bye-bye
Bye-bye, Master
Tricky, lying to your master that you're staying in LA
What are you doing here?
Me? I couldn't think of a reason for you to stay
So I decided to go with you
No kidding?
Yes!
Then where are you gonna stay?
At your place
My place?
You're married?
No, I better check if I have my passport
Shit! Shit!
I think I forgot it
Are you sure? Hurry and check carefully
That's my underwear. Don't look
My hand still hurts
Master
Your passport's with me
I'll get you a visa for Canada!
See you later!
Are you crying or laughing?
I don't have my passport, so I can't leave
Why don't you go to Hong Kong by yourself? Bye!
Stay at a Hong Kong hotel But there might not be room!
Eat this!